NumberCruncher's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Bend Over Bin Laden]

This is better than the average kill Osama game because of the delay the rocket has. It makes you think. You go from a dumb ape mashing the mouse to a strategic expert thinking of the best way to micromanage resources.

First try I got 10 hits. Second try I got 56 hits.
That's 10 + 56 = 66 hits total!
I saved 132 towers and 66 Pentagons. Only issue is Larry Silverstein isn't getting his money from that insurance policy he filed right before the towers got hit. Ouch!

[Citizen Pico: Pico's School IV]

Very funny, cool, and faithful game. A definite improvement over Pico's School III

Kolumbo responds:

nooooo dont say that!!!

[Sprite Tutorial 3 in 1]

What a cool little tutorial! No extremely long introduction, gets straight to the point. Nice job man!

[Ultimate Mario Game Quiz]

I know these are meant to be hard and extreme questions but putting "what game were the Koopalings introduced in" and "what is the maximum amount of coins you can get from a block in SMB" are not on the same level. Also, making me do all the hard questions whenever I get an extreme question wrong is brutal.

[Sonic The Hedgehog Quiz]

Cool bonus Sonic video! I feel rewarded after trial-and-erroring half of the questions! Some of the questions are outdated, Sonic doesn't have a canon age anymore. You need to come back to this account after 20 years and change the question.

[Kill Justin Beaver]

It took me 1:17 with an accuracy of 43% to kill Justin Beaver! What's your score?

There was some decent challenge there. Sure, you could just keep clicking but you at least had to move your mouse around if you wanted a better score.

If one of the WixGames fellas are still alive now's your chance to make a "Kill P. Diddy Kong" game!

[Sab II: Bob Dole Assasin]

This game is not very good and I disagree with the anti-Walmart rhetoric - they've got good prices - but the game did accomplish its goal of letting me kill Bob Dole. I was not alive when he was running for president but some of the angsty teenagers playing this game probably felt joy killing the guy who wanted taxes to be 38% because they wanted taxes to be 40%.

[Kick Bin Laden]

You gotta update your game after 23 years and add in like one or two more combos. It is currently deserving of one-and-a-half stars but if you add like two more combos I will upgrade my rating to three stars.

[Whack bin Laden]

I got 257 points! How many points did you get?

[Sonic the Hedghehog VS. Osama bin Laden]

Really good replication of that 2001 Osama Bin Ladin Kill Simulator style. I thought this actually came out around that time